Mister Ed (TV Series)

Ed the Pilot (1965)

Allan Lane: Mister Ed

Quotes 

• [Mister Ed is on a military runaway wearing oversized goggles, a flight helmet, and a parachute] 

  Mister Ed : My first solo. My four legs are shaking like they were the two Wright brothers.

• [Mister Ed flies his plane over the airport and over a residential neighborhood] 

  Mister Ed : Hey, look out down there. Crazy horse flying. Run for your lives! Women and children first! Unfasen your seat belts! No smoking! Keep off the grass... wait, what am I talking about?

• Mister Ed : [in an airborne cargo plane]  Geez, it's been 45 minutes and I'm still over the airport. I wonder if I'm supposed to pull up an anchor or something.

  [Mister Ed flips some switches with his nose and then pushes the wheel of the plane forward which immediately goes into a nose-dive towards the ground] 

  Mister Ed : Uh-oh. I got a feeling I shouldn't have done that. Hey... look out. Look out down there! I'd swap this thing for a boat right now! I'll never make South America this way. China maybe.