Mister Ed (TV Series)

Hi-Fi Horse (1964)

Alan Young: Wilbur Post

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Quotes 

• Wilbur Post : Carol, I take it that you don't like your new present?

  Carol Post : Wilbur, I like listening to music the same as you do. But that stereo isn't a personal gift. It's more of a house gift.

  Wilbur Post : Well, if you don't want it, just say that you don't want it. That's all you have to say. If you don't want it just say "sweetheart, I don't want it." No, that's all that...

  Carol Post : [cutting him off; rude tone]  Sweetheart, I don't want it!

  Wilbur Post : [caught off-guard]  Uh... see? That wasn't so hard.

• Mister Ed : Wilbur, is it true? Did Carol really leave you?

  Wilbur Post : Yep. She left this morning to go home to her father just because of the stereo I bought.

  Mister Ed : If it makes you feel any better, I learned how to sew.

  Wilbur Post : Thanks Ed, but you could never take Carol's place.

  Mister Ed : Why not? I'm more loveable.

  Wilbur Post : Ed, a wife is a wife and a horse is a horse.

  Mister Ed : Well, have you ever heard of someone say "my kingdom for a wife"?

  Wilbur Post : The Duke of Windsor.