- [last lines]
- Wilbur Post: Ed, what do you supposed made us do all that?
- Mister Ed: I don't know, Wilbur. There are a lot of things in this world that can't be explained.
- Wilbur Post: Well, what do you do about it?
- Mister Ed: Nothing. Just enjoy it.
- [cut to the surface of Mars with a hung-over Moko having an ice bag on his head, under the watchful eyes of Tatti]
- Moko: I know I did!
- Moko: Tatti, I'm planning another trip to Earth.
- Tatti the Martian: Oh, no.
- Moko: I'm bored, Tatti. I want to do things Earthlings do, like taste a piece of steak, smell a rose, dance. Dance with a woman.
- Tatti the Martian: A woman? Oh, yes I forgot. Back on Earth, they still have two sexes. Well, thank goodness we've evolved past that stage.
- Moko: I don't know. I think we took a wrong turn someplace.
- Moko: Whew! What a trip back. We've got to do something about those Earth astronauts. They're really reckless drivers.
- Tatti the Martian: Moko, forget this whole adventure. Instead tonight, you and I will sit back and think of a beautiful symphony.
- Moko: A symphony? You must be out of your cloud-picking mind. I've got a swinging party going on tonight! Heh, heh!
- Gordon Kirkwood: [possessed by Moko] We're wasting time! Come in! Let's have a ball!
- [to the partygoers]
- Gordon Kirkwood: Well, don't just sit there like a bunch of deadheads! I didn't travel 80 million miles to go to a funeral!
- Wilbur Post: Gordon, I don't understand what is...
- Gordon Kirkwood: [as Moko, the possessed Gordon takes a sip of fruit punch] Ugh! Who concocted this mess?
- Wilbur Post: You did.
- Gordon Kirkwood: [as Moko] Kirkwood did, not I!
- Wilbur Post: [to party crasher Gloria] I'm sorry Miss Laverne, but you are going to have to leave.
- Gordon Kirkwood: [as Moko] She certainly is not leaving!
- Wilbur Post: She certainly is.
- Gordon Kirkwood: [as Moko] Then I'll make sure she stays!
- [the invisible Moko then leaves Gordon's head and flies towards Wilbur]
- Wilbur Post: As I was saying Miss Laverne, you are leaving...
- [Moko now enters and possesses Wilbur]
- Wilbur Post: [as Moko] You're leaving Pops and dancing with me!
- Gen. Bromley: Stop this nonsense! You woman, you go home!
- Wilbur Post: [as Moko] Now look, grandpa... don't you start lecturing me like Tatti. I'm here to have a ball!
- Gen. Bromley: Young man, you must be intoxicated! That young woman leaves this party now, or I'll eject her bodily!
- Wilbur Post: [as Moko] Oooo, I guess I'll have to take care of you too.
- [the invisible Moko leaves Wilbur's head and quickly enters General Bromley's head]
- Gen. Bromley: [as Moko to Gloria Laverne] Oh, my dreamboat. You're beautiful! I love you! Dance with me!