Mister Ed (TV Series)

Sorority House (1961)

Alan Young: Wilbur Post

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• Wilbur Post : You're some horse. You'll talk to people over the phone. You'll talk to people from behind closed doors, from behind walls, bushes. But why is it that you will not talk in front of anyone but me?

  Mister Ed : How should I know? As your wife and neighbors say, I'm just a dumb animal.

  Wilbur Post : Of all the millions of horses in this world, I end up with the one that talks.

• Roger Addison : Wilbur, would you do me a favor?

  Wilbur Post : Sure, what is it?

  Roger Addison : Will you let me borrow your horse this weekend for State University's Homecoming football game?

  Wilbur Post : I doubt they'll accept him. He never graduated from high school.

  Roger Addison : I'm serious. I went today to visit the boys at Sigma Nu Delta, my old fraternity. It seems that State U's rival college, Brighton University, stole their mascott, a palomino horse. So, I promised the boys that the could use your horse for this weekend's homecoming football game. What do you say?

  Wilbur Post : Well, since you promised...

  [Mister Ed shoves Wilbur from behind] 

  Wilbur Post : You can't have him.

  Roger Addison : Why, thank... I beg your pardon?

  Wilbur Post : Maybe you should find another horse. Ed's very uncomfortable away from his home.

  Roger Addison : But the university is only a 20 minute drive from here, and the boys will bring him back right after the game.

  Wilbur Post : Well, since they'll bring him back...

  [Mister Ed again shoves Wilbur from behind] 

  Wilbur Post : You can't have him.

  Roger Addison : Wilbur, I've already promised the boys that they could have your horse. You're putting me in a difficult position.

  Wilbur Post : If that's the case...

  [Mister Ed shoves Wilbur a final time] 

  Wilbur Post : Then, you're in trouble.