Mister Ed (TV Series)

The Heavy Rider (1964)

Allan Lane: Mister Ed

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• Wilbur Post : Ed, I haven't got time to play games. Mr. Banning wants to go for a ride.

  Mister Ed : Tell him to throw a saddle over a taxi.

  Wilbur Post : He is not that heavy.

  Mister Ed : Oh, no? He's got fat in places where you're not even supposed to have places.

  Wilbur Post : Ed, you're exaggerating.

  Mister Ed : Oh, yeah? If you put us both on a seesaw, my feet would never touch the ground.