Mister Ed (TV Series)

Unemployment Show (1963)

Richard Erdman: Ralph

Quotes 

• Roger Addison : [looks at a $40 parking ticket that Ralph got]  I am not paying this ticket.

  Ralph : Oh, brother-in-law, you don't want me to go to jail, do you?

  Roger Addison : You bet your sweet...

  Kay Addison : [cutting Roger off]  Doll!

  Roger Addison : Kay, I am not paying that parking ticket. Ralph got the ticket. Let him pay it himself from the money out of his unemployment check.

  Kay Addison : Absoulutely not! You heard the poor boy at how long he waited in line to collect it.

  Roger Addison : You are incredible... both of you! That't it! I'm going out to play golf.

  Kay Addison : You can't.

  Roger Addison : Why not?

  Kay Addison : I already promised Ralph that he could borrow your clubs this afternoon.

  Ralph : You can have them tomorrow, Roger.

  Roger Addison : Great! Now, I'll have to go shopping for new golf clubs!