Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #2.5 (2001)

Richard Briers: Hector MacDonald

Quotes 

• Hector : [about his dogs]  Honestly. I'd be better off with a team of gerbils.

• Hector : If you'll excuse me... I'm just going to count the spoons...

• Hector : Clear out or I'll set the dogs on you. And they'd lick you to death.

• [first lines] 

  Archie : OK, everyone. Dunc, we need that fire going.

  Hector : That's my Saville Row suit; I wear that.

  Archie : And you can carry on wearing it if you don't mind being stuffed and mounted.

• Molly MacDonald : I am so, so stupid. I nearly lost everything.

  Hector : Only the necklace, my darling. You'd still have had me. Not that I'd fetch as much.