Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #3.3 (2001)

Richard Briers: Hector MacDonald

Quotes 

• Hector : I'm trying to make contact with Golly. He'll remember the old Morse code... Now let's try, um, "Hello, Golly."

  Kilwillie : [singsong voice]  You're looking swell, - Golly...

  Hector : Please! This is no laughing matter.

• Hector : This house is taking in more paying guests than a Parisian knocking shop on Bastille Day.

• [last lines] 

  Hector : [seated at a full dining table]  Do I know these people?

  Stella : They're here for the fishing.

  Hector : Oh. I suppose you're going to have them locked up.

  Stella : If the one in the red dicky bow plays footsie with me one more time, I'll do more than lock him up.

  Hector : Ah. I recommend the claymore hanging in the hall. That's if he survives the food, of course. Ah, Lexie.

  Lexie : [to Stella]  Can I serve you, Madam?

  Stella : Yes, please. What is it?

  Lexie : It's your favourite. Poached salmon.