- [Molly throws Duncan a book]
- Duncan: "The Art of War"?
- Molly: A lot of useful advice in there for the aspiring businessman.
- Duncan: [reading] "Employ deception. Although you are competent, appear incompetent." I can manage that.
- Molly: Keep going.
- Duncan: "A bushel of your enemies provisions is worth twenty of our own."
- Molly: Sheep stealing, Duncan, has a long and noble history. Where do you think the aristocracy started?
- Hector MacDonald: Now what can we get you? A crate of something or would you prefer cash?
- Archie MacDonald: Father, please.
- Hector MacDonald: Well this is a journalist, isn't it?
- Archie MacDonald: Yes, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's open to bribery.
- Graham Lawrence: Please don't let that stop you from trying.
- Graham Lawrence: You know, I still have your picture by my bed. It scared off burglars.
- Stella Moon: Well I used to have a little statue of you but I threw it away because I couldn't fit any more pins into it.