Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy (2003)
Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer
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Quotes
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Lt. Randall Disher : The Sapphire Mansion? I've never been. Have you?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah, once.
Sharona Fleming : Did you tell Karen?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yes, I did. In couples' counseling. We were playing the honesty game.
Lt. Randall Disher : Red Roof Inn?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah. It was before they put that new wallpaper in the lobby.
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[on learning that Monk and Sharona are on their way to the Sapphire Mansion]
Lt. Randall Disher : You know, sir, I think Monk may be on to something here. Maybe we should tag along.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Lieutenant, I think you're right.
Sharona Fleming : Oh, God...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Hey, I'm married, not dead.
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Lt. Randall Disher : Oh, my God. We're really here. We're in his bedroom. Pinch me.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No.
Lt. Randall Disher : I didn't mean really pinch me.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, shut up. We're done talking about pinching.
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Dexter Larson : [Lt. Disher has just sat down on the bed with a built in massager and turned it on] Whoa there cowboy, don't hurt yourself.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Lt. Disher, get off the bed.