Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Earthquake (2002)
Amy Sedaris: Gail Fleming
Quotes
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Benjy Fleming : [turns on a faucet, causing rather rusty water to come out] The water's brown!
Gail Fleming : Oh yeah, it always gets like that after an earthquake. Fortunately, I always keep some mineral water around for situations like this... Where's my water?
[She opens the cupboard under the sink, which is empty. In the bathroom, Monk is soaking in the tub, surrounded by empty plastic bottles. Gail bangs on the door]
Gail Fleming : Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk : Don't come in. I'm taking a bath.
Gail Fleming : With my mineral water?
Adrian Monk : I tried the water from the tap, but it was a little rusty.
Gail Fleming : Yeah well, enjoy that bath, it's costing me ninety-five dollars!
Adrian Monk : [oblivious to her sarcasm] Thank you!
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Lt. Randall Disher : So, uh... what's it like, having Adrian Monk as a house guest?
Gail Fleming : Well, a few years ago, a squirrel got into the house, and I could hear it running through the attic and the walls. Took me two months to get rid of it. Drove me crazy.
Lt. Randall Disher : And...?
Gail Fleming : And, that's what it's like!