Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Election (2005)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : [about Harold Krenshaw] I told you. He will drive you crazy.
Lt. Randall Disher : So is he the guy?
Adrian Monk : No. I wish he was, but he's not the guy. He never would have misspelled Natalie's name on the note.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : How do you know?
Adrian Monk : Because, even I wouldn't have.
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Lt. Randall Disher : Witnesses are all over the map. Some say they heard five shots; some say nine.
Adrian Monk : Fourteen. There were fourteen shots.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Are you sure? Well, of course you're sure. How did they come? Were they evenly spaced?
[Monk recites the timing]
Adrian Monk : Bang. Bang bang. Bang. Bang bang bang bang bang...
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Rapid fire, semi-automatic.
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[Natalie refuses to drop out of the school board race after a sniper attack, so Captain Stottlemeyer sets up protection]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : And I'm assigning you a bodyguard. Lieutenant...
[pins a "Vote Teeger" button to Randy's lapel]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : ...thank you for volunteering!
Natalie Teeger : *He's* my bodyguard?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : 24/7!
Natalie Teeger : I'm *still* not dropping out!
[She walks away]
Lt. Randall Disher : That's not my job.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It is now.
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[Jack Whitman has brought in some lasagna]
Lt. Randall Disher : Excuse me. I thought I'd better try this.
[takes a bite of Natalie's lasagna]
Lt. Randall Disher : A little too much oregano, but it's not poisoned.
Jack Whitman : That's what every cook likes to know.