The Monkees (TV Series)
Captain Crocodile (1967)
Oliver McGowan: J.J. Pontoon
Quotes
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Mike : [Disguised as a kindly little old building janitor] Hello, I'm the kindly little old building janitor. And I just wanted to tell you that I've got twelve grandchildren at home and they all watch the show, just because the Monkees is on.
Captain Crocodile : This is ridiculous!
J.J. Pontoon : Eh, eh, let the man speak. Now, before The Monkees appeared, did your grandchildren ever watch the show?
Mike : Oh, no, no. I'd seen it once, I remember seeing it well, I watched it for about five minutes and then I thought to myself: why am I sitting here watching this show when I could be out, cleaning garbage cans?
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Davy : [Davy and Peter are disguised as small children] I like Monkees, and if you take them off the air, I'm going to hold my breath til my face turns blue!
Junior Pinter : So will I!
J.J. Pontoon : Junior!
Peter : If The Monkees goes off the air, I'll never eat my vegetables again!