Monsters (TV Series)

The Moving Finger (1991)

Sharon Cornell: Police Officer

Quotes 

• Police Officer : Police! come out with your hands over your head!

  [stepping into the bathroom] 

  Police Officer : Oh my God...

  Howard : Come to use the toilet? Go right ahead, the problems taken care of.

  Police Officer : What problem is that sir

  Howard : You know there are five fingers on a hand, that's only one hand mind you. You ever considered how many holes there are in the modern bathroom?

• Howard : That's the finger's.

  Police Officer : Who's finger?

  Howard : That's a good question.