Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)
Full Frontal Nudity (1969)
Michael Palin: It's Man, Pepperpot, Luigi Vercotti, Stockbroker, An Art Critic, Assistant, First Hermit, Pet Shop Employee, Pet Shop Employee's Brother, First Young Man
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Quotes
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Art Critic : Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed... um... in the history of my bed... of art, of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart... call-girl... I'm sorry. I'll start again... Bum... oh what a giveaway. The place of the nude in art.
[a seductively dressed girl enters]
Art Critic : Oh hello there father, er confessor, professor, your honour, your grace...
Girl : [cutely] I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie.
Art Critic : What a terrible joke!
Girl : [crying] But it's my only line!
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Bed salesman : Did someone say "mattress" to Mr Lambert?
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Dino Vercotti : [swaggering in] Morning Colonel.
The Colonel : Good morning gentlemen, now what can I do for you?
Luigi Vercotti : You've ah, you've got a nice Army base here, Colonel.
The Colonel : Yes?
Luigi Vercotti : We wouldn't want anything to happen to it...
The Colonel : What?
Dino Vercotti : What my brother means is, it would be a shame if ah
[throws a knick knack to the floor shattering it]
Dino Vercotti : aw, sorry Colonel.
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Pet Shop Employee's Brother : What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?
Mr. Praline : A palindrome?
Pet Shop Employee's Brother : Yeah, that's it.
Mr. Praline : It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!
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Pet Shop Employee : I've got a slug.
Mr. Praline : Does it talk?
Pet Shop Employee : Not really, no.
Mr. Praline : Well, it's scarcely a replacement, then, is it?
