Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)
Spam (1970)
Graham Chapman: Policeman, Solomon, Major, Overacting Specialist, Mrs. Bun
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Quotes
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Hungarian Immigrant : [reading from book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist : No no no, this is a Tobacconist's.
Hungarian Immigrant , Tobacconist : Ah!
Hungarian Immigrant : I will not buy this Tobacconist's, it is scratched.
Tobacconist : No no no no. Tobacco, um... cigarettes.
[Holds up pack of cigarettes]
Hungarian Immigrant : Ah, cig- cigarettes.
[looks in book]
Hungarian Immigrant : My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist : What?
Hungarian Immigrant : My hovercraft
[mimes holding a cigarette]
Hungarian Immigrant : is full of eels
[mimes stricking a match]
Tobacconist : Oh, matches, matches...
Hungarian Immigrant : Yah!
[looks in book]
Hungarian Immigrant : Do you want... Do you want to come back to my place. Bouncy bouncy!
Tobacconist : I don't think you're using that right.
Hungarian Immigrant : You great poof!
Tobacconist : Uh... That'll be six and six, please.
Hungarian Immigrant : If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist : May I see that?
[takes book from Hungarian, looks through it]
Tobacconist : Yander levasa gadenui stravenka.
[Hungarian punches him]
Police Officer : [comes running in] What's goin' on 'ere, then?
Hungarian Immigrant : Ah!
[looks in book]
Hungarian Immigrant : You have beautiful thighs.
Police Officer : [looks at his thighs, then up again] What?
Tobacconist : [pointing at Hungarian] He hit me!
Hungarian Immigrant : Drop your panties, Sir William.
[points at Tobacconist]
Hungarian Immigrant : I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
Police Officer : Right!
[arrests Hungarian]
Hungarian Immigrant : My nipples explode with delight!