- Inspector Tiger: This house is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the room.
- [pause]
- Inspector Tiger: No, I must ask nobody... no, I must ask everybody... I must not ask anyone to leave the room. No one must be asked by me to leave the room. No, no one must ask the room to leave I. I ask the room, shall by someone be left, not. Ask nobody the room somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the room? Everyone must leave the room... as it is... with them in it. Understand?
- Man: Dear Sir. I object strongly to the letters on your programme. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours etc., William Knickers.
- Professor R.J. Canning: The Black Death. Typhus, cholera, consumption, bubonic plague.
- [sudden cut to an undertaker]
- Undertaker: Ah, those were the days...