Moonlighting (TV Series)

The Son Also Rises (1986)

Allyce Beasley: Agnes DiPesto

Quotes 

• Agnes DiPesto : Mr. Addison, I'm glad you're here.

  David Addison Jr. : You and your entire gender, Agnes.

• Agnes DiPesto : Blue Moon Detective Agency.

  [answering the phone] 

  Agnes DiPesto : Have things gone awry? Is it solutions you seek? / We're eager to help, but we're closed a few weeks. / So if you're despondent, and your life's out of whack, / We hope you're still troubled when we all get back.

  The landlord : I am not amused by your trip out-of-state. / This is your landlord - the rent's 2 weeks late. / Your toilet's backed up, and the place smells like heck. / If you want me to fix it, then send me a check.