- Herman Munster: Don't you have any brave pills I can take?
- Grandpa: Well...
- [cackles]
- Grandpa: I made these in the middle ages for Richard the Lion hearted.
- Herman Munster: Did they work?
- Grandpa: Did they work? I'll have you know that before he took these, he was known as Chicken Dickie.
- Herman Munster: Shall I take some of these?
- Grandpa: No, no, no, no, eh, it says they're good only if you're going on a crusade, and, eh, I don't think you wanna take that much time off from work.
- Herman Munster: Golly, when Eddie first mentioned the idea of bronco busting to me, it sounded kinda like a fun thing.
- Lily Munster: But dear, the last time you were on a merrygoround horse, you had to wear a safety belt. I don't want you to go through with this. You'll just go out and get yourself killed. You're only 152 years old. And I won't have you cut down in the prime of your life.
- Herman Munster: Grandpa, have you found anything yet to make me brave? When I think of riding a bucking bronco, I'm petrified!
- Grandpa: What are you knocking? Some of my best friends of petrified.
- Herman Munster: [having just gotten his thumbs unstuck from his belt] I guess John Wayne and those other fellows must grease their thumbs before they try that.
- Marilyn Munster: It certainly was nice of Uncle Herman to get us this private Box.
- Lily Munster: Well, we Munsters always feel more at home in a box.
- Marilyn Munster: Uncle Herman is certainly showing the spectators what he's made of.
- Lily Munster: Yes, and I hope we can replace the parts!