The Munsters (TV Series)
Country Club Munsters (1965)
Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster
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Quotes
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Eddie Munster : [after Herman hits his first shot on the par-5 first hole with an eight-iron] Hey, Dad?
Herman Munster : Hmm?
Eddie Munster : It's in the rough.
Herman Munster : Darn!
Eddie Munster : On the third hole, 1500 yards away. I think you over-clubbed yourself.
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Herman Munster : The Munsters, mind you, the entire family, has won a membership to the Mockingbird Hights Country Club
[the entire family cheers]
Lily Munster : Oh Herman, oh, that club is so exclusive! Why, you know, you have to wait for one of the members to pass away before you can even be considered for membership.
Herman Munster : I know, that's what's so wonderful. Once we're in, we can stay forever.
Grandpa Munster : As far as I can recall, no member of my family ever passed away for good.
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Lily Munster : It's just lucky you didn't run into that fiend this morning when you were playing there.
Herman Munster : Don't say such a thing, dear If I ever came face to face with a frightening, horrible creature like that, it would scare me out of a hundred years growth!