The Munsters (TV Series)
Follow That Munster (1965)
Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster
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Quotes
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Grandpa : And what is this, Tijuana phone book?
Herman Munster : No, this is my Twenty Easy Lessons. See, here's a chapter on how to follow men, see... here's a chapter on how to follow women... and here's a chapter on how to follow men disguised as women.
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Lily Munster : Herman, I'm so sorry. I never should have blamed you for doing anything wrong, pussycat. I'll never mistrust you again, in all my lives.
Herman Munster : There, there, Lily, I forgive you dear, but I always want you to remember this. I want you to remember one thing: In the great vegetable market of life, I have never been one to pinch the tomatos.
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Herman Munster : Lily, you may not believe this, but I'm secret agent 702.
Lily Munster : Herman, you may not believe this, but I'm Sonny Liston.
[Knocks him out with one right hook]
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Herman Munster : I saw this add in a magazine at Mrs. Andrews house for something where I can't fail.
Grandpa : What is?
Herman Munster : I'm gonna study hairdressing in my own time and make a fortune with my own beauty parlor!
