The Munsters (TV Series)

Herman's Peace Offensive (1965)

Al Lewis: Grandpa

Quotes 

• Herman Munster : Good evening, all. Did I overhear my sweet little offshoot contemplating homicide?

  Grandpa : A bully was picking on Eddie at school. Eddie just wants to massacre him.

• Lily Munster : Eddie, you should always listen to your father, because under that sweet, boyish countenance, he has the wisdom and understanding of an Art Linkletter.

  Grandpa : [rolling his eyes]  Oh boy!