The Munsters (TV Series)
If a Martian Answers, Hang Up (1965)
Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster
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Quotes
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Herman Munster : [Grandpa and Herman think they've found a Martian spaceship] Grandpa, we're making history! We're Gallileo, Columbus and David Susskind all roled into one!
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Marilyn Munster : Oh, Uncle Herman, you're all heart.
Herman Munster : Oh, no I'm not, er, there's lots of other junk in here.
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Grandpa : I got it in here somewhere, let me see, what do we have here? Heh. Oh, a rabbit's foot carried by General Custer. Oh, Mother's day card from Lizzie Borden. Compas off the Titanic. Ah! Here it is!
[cackles with glee]
Grandpa : My radio direction finder.
Herman Munster : Direction finder? Grandpa, that's just an old fashioned divining rod!
Grandpa : True, true, heh, but I had it transistorized last month!
[dials show that the direction finder can be set to find Water, Girls, Metal and Flying Objects]