The Munsters (TV Series)

My Fair Munster (1964)

Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster

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Quotes 

• Herman Munster : Well, If you don't do something about her soon, we'll have her on our hands forever.

  Lily Munster : I have to do something about it? Why always me?

  Herman Munster : It's enough I have to go out and scare up the rent every day.

  Lily Munster : You think you're the only one who works hard? How would you like to have to clean nine rooms and a dungeon every day?

  Grandpa : Will you stop the arguing? There's enough noise in here to wake the living.

• Herman Munster : Lilly, it just came over me. You've never looked more lovely.

  Lily Munster : Strange, I was just thinking how particularly handsome you look this morning.

  Eddie Wolfgang Munster : Isn't anybody going to say how lovely I look?

• Yolanda Cribbins : [Mrs. Cribbins is cradling Herman in her arms, as he lies on the floor]  Darling, darling. I love you, my darling. I love you with every fiber in my being.

  [Speaks French passionately, then when the love potion wears off, recoils and lets Herman drop to the floor, then creeps away] 

  Yolanda Cribbins : Eahhhhh, ewwwww, waaaaa, eaaaaa, eeeeee, AHHHHH!

  Herman Munster : [the mailman is kissing Lily until the love potion wears off. He whistles as he walks away casually, then leaps headfirst out a window]  Well, dear. Think we let them down easy enough?