- Grandpa: Now if this stuff turns out half as good as the batch I made for Elizabeth Taylor... Marilyn will be irresistible!
- Herman Munster: Well, If you don't do something about her soon, we'll have her on our hands forever.
- Lily Munster: I have to do something about it? Why always me?
- Herman Munster: It's enough I have to go out and scare up the rent every day.
- Lily Munster: You think you're the only one who works hard? How would you like to have to clean nine rooms and a dungeon every day?
- Grandpa: Will you stop the arguing? There's enough noise in here to wake the living.
- Herman Munster: Lilly, it just came over me. You've never looked more lovely.
- Lily Munster: Strange, I was just thinking how particularly handsome you look this morning.
- Eddie Wolfgang Munster: Isn't anybody going to say how lovely I look?
- Yolanda Cribbins: [Mrs. Cribbins is cradling Herman in her arms, as he lies on the floor] Darling, darling. I love you, my darling. I love you with every fiber in my being.
- [Speaks French passionately, then when the love potion wears off, recoils and lets Herman drop to the floor, then creeps away]
- Yolanda Cribbins: Eahhhhh, ewwwww, waaaaa, eaaaaa, eeeeee, AHHHHH!
- Herman Munster: [the mailman is kissing Lily until the love potion wears off. He whistles as he walks away casually, then leaps headfirst out a window] Well, dear. Think we let them down easy enough?
- Marilyn Munster: Morning, Aunt Lily.
- Lily Munster: Good morning, dear.
- Marilyn Munster: I'm late. I gotta run. I'll grab a cup of coffee at the school cafeteria.
- Lily Munster: Very well, dear. Try not to get home before dark.