The Muppet Show (TV Series)

George Burns (1977)

George Burns: Self - Special Guest Star

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Quotes 

• Scooter : George Burns. George Burns. Twenty seconds to curtain, Mr. Burns.

  George Burns : I'm ready.

  [noticing Gonzo playing a violin behind him] 

  George Burns : Excuse me, but... But what is *that*?

  The Great Gonzo : [playing violin]  It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns.

  George Burns : I like that joke. It's a pleasure to hear something that's older than I am.

• Kermit the Frog : Say, how many of those cigars do you smoke?

  George Burns : About twenty a day. At my age, I have to hold on to something.