The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Lou Rawls (1977)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Janice, Beaker, Sleeze Brother, Pig Dancer, Whatnot Dancer, Statler

Quotes 

• [Fozzie is doing a joke while on roller skates] 

  Waldorf : Hey, this is a great way for Fozzie to do his material.

  Statler : Yeah, a moving target is harder to hit.

• Announcer : [narrating]  And so, Dr. Bob has done all the same jokes twice. Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Janice say:

  Nurse Janice : Shall we go for thirds?

• Statler : I loved tonight's show!

  Waldorf : Really?

  Statler : Of course not. I just wanted to see if I could say it.

  [they both laugh] 

• Statler : That Lou Rawls is one fantastic singer.

  Waldorf : Well, so am I! Hey, you want to hear me sing?

  Statler : Only if you sing solo.

  Waldorf : Solo?

  Statler : So low I can't hear!