- Kermit the Frog: We've had to move things around a little...
- Fozzie Bear: KERMIIIIT!
- [Fozzie whizzes by, unable to stop on his skates]
- Kermit the Frog: In fact some things are moving around quite a lot.
- Announcer: [narrating] And so, Dr. Bob has done all the same jokes twice. Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Janice say:
- Nurse Janice: Shall we go for thirds?
- Lou Rawls: Animal, you know, you play the drums so good. I mean you take the sticks and you really lay down some great percussion!
- Animal: Percussion! Wha!
- Floyd: Uh, Lou, you sort of have to consider Animal as your basic primitive man. You have to know how to talk to him.
- Lou Rawls: Oh, yeah? Well, how do you tell a guy like that that his work with the sticks is *down*? He can really put some soul in the bowl, you know what I'm saying?
- Floyd: Oh, yeah, well, that's easy. Animal! Good drummer!
- Animal: Good drummer, good drummer, good drummer.
- [Animal rubs up against Floyd like a cat]
- Lou Rawls: Well, let me ask you this: you see I've got this long road trip coming up, and I'm short a drummer. You think he'd be interested?
- Floyd: Oh, no, you couldn't take Animal on any long road trips, Lou.
- Lou Rawls: Why not, man? The cat's good.
- Floyd: Aw, you couldn't get a long enough chain!
- Animal: Chain! Chain!
- [Animal chews on his chain]
- Lou Rawls: Come on, Floyd. Just let me discuss it with him man to man, okay?
- Floyd: Man to man? This dude don't know Animal! Okay Lou, there's his chain, but let me ask just one favor.
- Lou Rawls: Yeah, baby?
- Floyd: Don't let him chase any cars.
- Lou Rawls: Don't let him chase any *cars*?
- Animal: Car!
- [Animal chases after the car, dragging Lou with him]
- The Newsman: Here is a Muppet News Flash. Dateline: New York. Medical science has been baffled by a sudden epidemic of the rare disease, mallarditis. The illness strikes very quickly and causes its victim to turn into a duck.
- [looks up]
- The Newsman: Mallarditis? That's the silliest thing I ever...
- [suddenly, his head turns into that of a duck]
- The Newsman: Quack. Quack. Quack.
- Kermit the Frog: As you may have noticed, Fozzie has taken up roller skating, so here he is, with funny jokes and figure-eights, Mr. Fozzie Bear!
- Fozzie Bear: [skating out onstage] Hiya, hiya, hiya! How about that? I haven't told one joke and I'm rolling already!