[Gonzo has gotten over his crush on Miss Piggy]
Gonzo: I found somebody else.
Miss Piggy: Oh, well, uh, yeah, what, uh...
[clears throat]
Miss Piggy: What's she like?
Gonzo: Well, she's nothing like you at all.
Miss Piggy: Mm-hmm.
Gonzo: She's BEAUTIFUL!
[Piggy looks stunned and slowly looks toward Gonzo]
Gonzo: And she's got this cute little nose. And she's intelligent and talented, and I'm very happy.
[Gonzo looks toward Piggy, who quivers in anger and holds up her fist]
Gonzo: So you see, breaking up with you isn't painful at all.
Miss Piggy: Not until now! Hiiii-ya!
[karate-chops Gonzo on the nose, twisting it into his mouth]
Gonzo: [muffled] I see what you mean.