The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Gene Kelly (1981)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy

Quotes 

• Beauregard : The world is going to end and when it does, something will happen that has never happened before.

  Janice : You mean like if Dr. Bob actually cured a patient?

  Rowlf the Dog : [as Dr. Bob]  Or if Nurse Janice ever kept her mouth shut?

  Miss Piggy : Or if we ever got one honest laugh?

  Rowlf the Dog : Well, if the world's waiting for that, it will be around for a long time. Cue the announcer!

• Miss Piggy : We will be given the meaning and purpose of life?

  Link Hogthrob : I just love presents.

• Announcer : [mockingly]  I know something you don't know.

  Miss Piggy : Oh, yeah? Well, I know something you don't know, too! Hmph!

  [She pulls a lever and the announcer crashes onto the desk] 

  Announcer : So much for Pigs in Space...

• Dr. Julius Strangepork : The meaning and purpose of life...

  Miss Piggy : Swill stroganoff...