The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Gene Kelly (1981)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Link Hogthrob, The Swedish Chef, Waldorf, Muppet Newsman, Rowlf

Quotes 

• Beauregard : The world is going to end and when it does, something will happen that has never happened before.

  Janice : You mean like if Dr. Bob actually cured a patient?

  Rowlf the Dog : [as Dr. Bob]  Or if Nurse Janice ever kept her mouth shut?

  Miss Piggy : Or if we ever got one honest laugh?

  Rowlf the Dog : Well, if the world's waiting for that, it will be around for a long time. Cue the announcer!

• Muppet Newsman : How can I keep track of things when you're always straightening up my desk?

• Statler : Are you ready for the end of the world?

  Waldorf : Sure, it couldn't be worse than this show.

  [they both laugh] 

• Waldorf : I wish Gene Kelly would teach me the Charleston.

  Statler : I wish Gene Kelly would *drive* you to Charleston.

  [laughs] 

• Miss Piggy : We will be given the meaning and purpose of life?

  Link Hogthrob : I just love presents.