The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Gene Kelly (1981)

Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Beauregard

Quotes 

• Beauregard : The world is going to end and when it does, something will happen that has never happened before.

  Janice : You mean like if Dr. Bob actually cured a patient?

  Rowlf the Dog : [as Dr. Bob]  Or if Nurse Janice ever kept her mouth shut?

  Miss Piggy : Or if we ever got one honest laugh?

  Rowlf the Dog : Well, if the world's waiting for that, it will be around for a long time. Cue the announcer!

• Scooter : Hey, Beau, want to know what you're gonna be doing in the future?

  Beauregard : I don't even know what I'm doing now!