The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Carol Burnett (1980)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Link Hogthrob

Quotes 

• Carol Burnett : Kermit, I really don't want to hurt your feelings. Don't misunderstand me, but this is one of the three worst shows I've ever seen.

  Kermit : Well, what were the other two?

  Carol Burnett : There are no other two. I was just being kind.

• Kermit : This is just like our regular "At the Dance" spot.

  Gonzo : Yes, but it goes on forever! Ha ha! Yowza yowza!