The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Chris Langham (1981)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, The Newsman

Quotes 

• Waldorf : [following a sketch that took place off stage]  You know, if you ever think about it, there are these strange pauses in this show when nothing happens on stage.

  Statler : Let's not think about it.

• Kermit the Frog : Uh, uh, ladies and gentlemen, sometimes a performer comes along who needs no introduction. This is not one of those times.

• Kermit the Frog : Well, okay, uh, what, what's on now?

  Scooter : Oh, uh... Melissa and her magnetic moose.

  Kermit the Frog : Mm. Magnetic moose, huh? Did you warn the people in the front row about their fillings?

• Kermit the Frog : Uh, listen, Floyd. Be nice to Chris. He's very nervous. Show business is a big unknown to him. It's just a freak thing he's here, so be kind.

  Floyd Pepper : Okay, so when do we see this nervous, unknown freak?

  [laughs] 

  Kermit the Frog : Floyd!