The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Chris Langham (1981)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler

Quotes 

• Waldorf : [following a sketch that took place off stage]  You know, if you ever think about it, there are these strange pauses in this show when nothing happens on stage.

  Statler : Let's not think about it.

• Kermit the Frog : Well, okay, uh, what, what's on now?

  Scooter : Oh, uh... Melissa and her magnetic moose.

  Kermit the Frog : Mm. Magnetic moose, huh? Did you warn the people in the front row about their fillings?