- Kermit the Frog: Uh, uh, ladies and gentlemen, sometimes a performer comes along who needs no introduction. This is not one of those times.
- Kermit the Frog: Well, okay, uh, what, what's on now?
- Scooter: Oh, uh... Melissa and her magnetic moose.
- Kermit the Frog: Mm. Magnetic moose, huh? Did you warn the people in the front row about their fillings?
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, listen, Floyd. Be nice to Chris. He's very nervous. Show business is a big unknown to him. It's just a freak thing he's here, so be kind.
- Floyd Pepper: Okay, so when do we see this nervous, unknown freak?
- [laughs]
- Kermit the Frog: Floyd!