Kermit the Frog: Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?
Miss Piggy: Um... well... uh... uh... what would make you think a thing like that?
Kermit the Frog: The photographer who was just here, he was from Tongue Magazine.
Miss Piggy: Oh. Uh-huh... Well, it was just a little teeny-tiny item.
Kermit the Frog: [getting angry] It was a cover story about us being secretly married!
Miss Piggy: Just a little slight exaggeration.
Kermit the Frog: [shouting] That's a bald-faced lie, Piggy! I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy! You have done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I Will not stand for it!
Miss Piggy: Well, what are you going to do?
Kermit the Frog: [still shouting] I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Piggy: I'm going to fire you! Piggy, you are fired! You are fired, Piggy! You are fired! fired!
[breathes heavily]