The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Glenda Jackson (1980)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Thank you, thank you, thank you and welcome again to The Muppet Show! And we have some wonderful things planned for the show tonight. We have centipede tag-team wrestling. We have the Singing, Marinated Turnips! And best of all, we have the fabulously versatile actress, Glenda Jackson! Yes! But first, but first, here is Gonzo the Great in a semi-autobiographical extravaganza!

• Kermit the Frog : Ladies and gentlemen, they say the show must go on, but they never say why. Well, right now the show must not go on. Because I quit! I give up! Our guest star's a pirate, the theater's sailing out to sea and I'm losing my mind!