Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Jason Alexander (1996)

Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Waldorf, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

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• Clifford : Yo, Gonz! How's things goin'?

  The Great Gonzo : Fine! Things are going just fine! Because I'm not working with Jason Alexander, and there's nothing you can do to trick me into it!

  Clifford : I don't want to trick you, man. I just want to ask you a question. What number am I thinking of?

  The Great Gonzo : Uh... 2,346,822.

  Clifford : Whoa man, that's it! And that means you get to do the final closing number with Jason!

  Rizzo the Rat : Wow!

  The Great Gonzo : I do?

  Clifford : Yeah!

  Rizzo the Rat : That's the rules.

  The Great Gonzo : Oh, well then I better go get ready then!

• Miss Piggy : [pointing ray gun at Princess Vendela]  Freeze! All right, this is still my ship Vendoooola! I want you off it, little Miss... Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss...

  [to the crew] 

  Miss Piggy : Help me boys.

  Captain Pighead : Perfection!

  Craniac : Pretty?

  Snorty : Gorgeous.

  Miss Piggy : That's not the road I was going down.

• The Great Gonzo : But hey, we're the Muppets! Doing a bizarre musical number that no one wants to see is what we're all about!