- [first lines]
- Dr. Seth Hazlitt: Well, now what did you get for her?
- Jessica Fletcher: Oh, I got her mostly fruit and a little makeup to boost her morale.
- Dr. Seth Hazlitt: If you ask me, the outside of Tillie's house could use a coat of paint, too.
- Jessica Fletcher: Oh, it'll take more than one coat.
- Dr. Seth Hazlitt: Might hold the house together.
- [last lines]
- Dr. Seth Hazlitt: Now that we have the, uh, niceties out of the way... I'm gonna beat your socks off.
- Jessica Fletcher: Your move.
- Liza Adams: [to Benny] Listen dog meat, you try and pick *my* pocket, and I'll peel you like an onion, layer by layer till there's nothin' left but a bad smell.