My Family (TV Series)
Blind Justice (2003)
Kris Marshall: Nick Harper
Quotes
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[first lines]
Nick Harper : [positions package on table] OK. All right, Dad. Look.
Ben : Well, Nick, that's, that's so... um, uh, aw! You shouldn't have. That's, that's really...
Nick Harper : It's well wrapped, isn't it?
Ben : Yes. Yes, it's well wrapped. Yes. You didn't have to buy me a good luck present.
Nick Harper : I didn't.
Ben : It's the salt, Nick, it's the salt.
Susan : What's this? English for 'the stupid'?
Ben : Nick's wrapped the salt-celler.
Nick Harper : Trying to be a wrapping artist. Like the great Christo. Y'know, he wraps up huge monuments for art to elicit emotional response.
Ben : Like irritation?
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Susan : For God's sakes, Nick, stop moving the furniture!
Nick Harper : It's not furniture! It's art!
Susan : It's cack!
Nick Harper : The problem with you, mum, is you've got no vision.
[laughs after realising she is blind]
Nick Harper : Sorry!
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Abi Harper : Your mother's gone blind because she's seen the unseeable: your messy room! She didn't see the girl you had up there, though!
Susan : Yes, I did. But you know, I'm cool with that.
Michael : Oh, right! So, cool, you've gone blind? You're so selfish!
Nick Harper : Hey, mate! Do you not feel bad that you've made mum go blind, alright? Yeah? Because the important thing is... YOU SCORED! GET IN! YEAH!
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Abi Harper : [With Nick, staring at a paper bag with food in it] It brings to mind the nullity of human existence. It moves me. I think it's your best work yet.
Michael : Actually, it's my lunch.
Nick Harper : Plagiarist!
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Susan : The tour was a disaster! We were supposed to go to the British Museum!
Nick Harper : Marks & Spencer's very similar.
Susan : Even Canadians know the difference between the Rosetta Stone and a three-pack of knickers! Then instead of the Tower of London, we went to Tower Records!
Nick Harper : Tower, Tower!
Abi Harper : It's an easy mistake to make!
Nick Harper : Exactly! Any golden labrador would have done the same!
Susan : If that weren't enough, when we picnicked in Hyde Park, he chased a squirrel up a tree!
Nick Harper : That squirrel had it coming!