- Andrew Clements: [entering Dr. J's lab] Okay, Dr. J. I give up. Where are you?
- Kirk Stevens: [out of Andrew's sight around a corner] That's what I'd like to know.
- Andrew Clements: Kirk! Don't scare me like that!
- Kirk Stevens: How would you like me to scare you?
- [Andrew and Kirk set out on a motorbike to look for Dr. J]
- Andrew Clements: It was real nice of Jimmy to lend this to you.
- Kirk Stevens: Well, he's a considerate guy and uh - I didn't ask him.
- [Andrew and Kirk approach a secure compound where they suspect Dr. J is being held against his will]
- Kirk Stevens: Where do you think they're keeping him?
- Andrew Clements: Probably behind that six-foot barbed wire fence.
- Kirk Stevens: I knew that, but I meant where in there?
- Andrew Clements: I don't know. I left the seating chart at home.
- Kirk Stevens: [Kirk has just listed the girls he'd like to invite to a party he's planning with Andrew] OK, we got the 'who', now we need a 'where'.
- Andrew Clements: How about your place?
- Kirk Stevens: My stereo's busted, and it's an apartment. It's small.
- Andrew Clements: Parents won't let ya, huh?