Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Gamera (1991)
Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson
Quotes
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Joel Robinson : Doesn't he kinda look like Godzilla with a backpack on?
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[Kenny claims that Gamera is good in spite of the destruction he's caused]
Joel Robinson : What he's done today has been a benefit to all of us.
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Joel Robinson : What is it that you hate so much about Kenny?
Crow T. Robot : Oh, he's a child of priviledge and the whole world revolves around him and stuff and he can walk into a restricted maximum security military situation and they treat him like an adult just because he befriended a stupid old turtle.
Tom Servo : Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he never gets into trouble even though his friendship with Gamera is causing the death of *millions*. And he skips school whenever he wants to. And he never so much as gets sent to his room.
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Narrator : The city is off limits to civilians. Not even the press is allowed to enter the area.
Joel Robinson : Kenny, however, is free to move about.
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Joel Robinson : Kids go running for the rich taste of Gamera.
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Pilot : What is your name? What is your designation?
Crow T. Robot : Are you known for your work in the theater?
[the dark plane fires two missiles out of its back]
Joel Robinson : Uh, you lost your muffler!
[the American plane fires all six of its missiles]
Joel Robinson : Just a couple.
[the dark plane explodes]
Tom Servo : And that's just a warning!
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[Last lines]
Joel Robinson : So, what do you think, sirs? And thanks for not sending us such a bad movie this time.
Dr. Clayton Forrester : What do you mean "thank you"?
[groans]
Dr. Clayton Forrester : Frank, file this and give Joel a shock to the shammies.
Frank : I live to serve you, my master.
[we cut to black]
Joel Robinson : No! Not a shock to the shamm-e-ies!
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Joel Robinson : ["Translating" Morse Code] If you're not wearing any underwear... uh, smile.
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Kenny's Guardian : What's all this food for?
Joel Robinson : Sauron, the Dark Lord.
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Joel Robinson : Man, they've been on that plane for 48 hours.
Tom Servo : Luckily, the in-flight film is "Berlin Alexanderplatz."
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Scientist : [on Gamera] It has the power to convert organic matter into inorganic.
Joel Robinson : Like McDonald's!