Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Jack Frost (1997)
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo
Quotes
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Tom Servo : Hey Lord of the Pants. Can you tear yourself away from yourself for a minute?
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Ivan : Will you marry me?
Tom Servo : Um, I'm NINE!
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Tom Servo : Forgot to read the fine runes!
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Crow T. Robot : It's a three pig open sleigh!
Tom Servo : On Wilbur! On Gordy! On Babe!
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Nastenka : Please, Rosy Fingered Dawn, have mercy on me.
Tom Servo : World's thrown into chaos, earthquakes, floods, but whatever, you mend your sock!
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Crow T. Robot : Uh, little problem here guys... um... I'm a bear.
Tom Servo : Oh I'm so sure.
Crow T. Robot : No, I'm a bear. You know that little elf mushroom guy?
Tom Servo : Yeah.
Crow T. Robot : He did it.
Mike Nelson : Oh. Huh. And where did this happen?
Crow T. Robot : Just... you know... around... Some luck, huh?
Mike Nelson : Are you sure you didn't just hot glue fur to yourself?
Crow T. Robot : Yeah, I wish.
Tom Servo : MIKE! HELP! Crow ate half of me then buried me in the dirt!
Crow T. Robot : Mmm. Not bad.
Mike Nelson : Crow, what is wrong with you?
Crow T. Robot : I told you, Mike, I'm a bear.
Mike Nelson : Now haven't we talked about this 100 times - about you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?
Crow T. Robot : Yeah.
Mike Nelson : And what are you doing?
Crow T. Robot : Taking my bear simulations to the extreme?
Mike Nelson : Yeah. There. Do you see a connection?
Crow T. Robot : Um... no, I don't, Mike.
Tom Servo : Oh!
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Tom Servo : Quick! There's a sale on babushkas at Bloomingdale-skis!
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Tom Servo : I've got to find a picnic basket!