Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Legend of Dinosaurs (1989)
Joel Hodgson: Joel Hodgson
Quotes
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Joel Hodgson : Who's the pterodactyl hat? Who's the sex machine and not a hat? Shaft!
Tom Servo : Good God! Huh!
Joel Hodgson : John Pterodactyl Shaft.
Crow T. Robot : I think someone's gonna get the shaft. Could be the viewer.
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Professor : A lot of people come in here just to commit suicide.
Joel Hodgson : Wow, it's that nice.