Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Rocket Attack U.S.A. (1990)

Frank Conniff: Frank

Quotes 

• TV's Frank : Okay. Well Joel, you know if you're like me, when I think of the 70's, I think of one thing: Foosball! Woo-eeeyukaaeeee! So what we've done is taken the whole Foosball concept, and uh... We've caulked this, added water, and we've turned it into Water Polo. Woo!

  Dr. Forrester : That's right.

  TV's Frank : Yeah.

  Dr. Forrester : To provide hours of aquatic terror... Get that, Frank... with shark attacks...

  TV's Frank : I'm going to kill you! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die

  Dr. Forrester : ...boat accidents, just like the kind of terror you're going to see in this film this week, Joel: The Phantom Creeps with Bela Lugosi. I've got you now, Frank.

  TV's Frank : And then after that, our main feature is called Rocket Attack USA. It's the feel-good film of the Cold War Era, a triumph of the human spirit! But now I'm going to kill you!

  Dr. Forrester : I have you now!

  TV's Frank : Die! Die! Die!

  Dr. Forrester : I just scored on you, Pauline Kale.

  TV's Frank : You are going to... Ahahah...

  Dr. Forrester : Endure the film, Joel, if you can.

  TV's Frank : I will kill you!