Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Phantom Planet (1998)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : No fair. You can't flash back to stuff we saw ten seconds ago.

• Crow T. Robot : Man, this is almost as good as 2001... nails driven into your eye!

• [Frank Chapman is flashing back to previous scenes in the movie] 

  Tom Servo : Congratulations, Mrs. Astronaut, it's a boy... boy... boy...

  Mike Nelson : Wake up, Frank. You wet the bed... bed... bed...

  Crow T. Robot : Frank, you'll have to take third grade again... gain... gain...

  Mike Nelson : Mr. Chapman, this is Western Financial Collections. Do you value your credit rating... rating... rating...

  Crow T. Robot : I'm afraid you're just not 7-11 timber, Frank... Frank... Frank...

  Tom Servo : You're the worst party clown we've ever had... had... had...

• Crow T. Robot : Maybe if they didn't disguise their planet as a Chicken McNugget, the dogs wouldn't attack it!

• Crow T. Robot : Today the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie.

  Tom Servo : Scientists believe that's amore.