Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Phantom Planet (1998)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

Quotes 

• [Chapman is speaking with a mute girl] 

  Frank Chapman : I like you.

  Mike Nelson : [as Chapman]  And you can't say you don't like me.

• [Frank Chapman is flashing back to previous scenes in the movie] 

  Tom Servo : Congratulations, Mrs. Astronaut, it's a boy... boy... boy...

  Mike Nelson : Wake up, Frank. You wet the bed... bed... bed...

  Crow T. Robot : Frank, you'll have to take third grade again... gain... gain...

  Mike Nelson : Mr. Chapman, this is Western Financial Collections. Do you value your credit rating... rating... rating...

  Crow T. Robot : I'm afraid you're just not 7-11 timber, Frank... Frank... Frank...

  Tom Servo : You're the worst party clown we've ever had... had... had...

• Mike Nelson : It's a good thing there's lots of gravity in space.