Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Sinister Urge (1994)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

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Quotes 

• [Jaffe is standing in front of the camera talking to Johnny while shooting] 

  Photographer : Y'know, Johnny, you sure can pick 'em!

  Mike Nelson : [as Johnny]  You're filming your shirt!

• [a woman is being photographed for smutty pictures, but she is fully clothed] 

  Photographer : Johnny, you sure can pick 'em. This is the best one yet!

  Johnny : Glad you like her, because you're gonna see a lot more of her.

  Mike Nelson : [as Johnny]  Next film, we may show her elbow!

• Narrator : [From 'Neat and Clean' short]  Brush... and brush... and brush. At least one hundred strokes.

  Mike Nelson : Just keep brushing and brushing and saying the name of our lord and savior!

• Mike Nelson : Fonzi ace of spies.

• Crow T. Robot : We're giving you a shower!

  Tom Servo : Oh look, she's surprised, isn't that just darling?

  Gypsy : I'm not getting married... and... ..am I pregnant?

  Crow T. Robot : Oh Gypsy, every woman gets a shower and it's just so lovely!

  Gypsy : Well, I'm pretty sure I'm a woman...

  Crow T. Robot : [giggles]  Open that one first Mike, it's from me! Doesn't she look lovely?

  Mike Nelson : It's... pinking shears!

  Gypsy : Oh! Thank you, how very thoughtful, and lovely!

  Tom Servo : Oh, those are just darling crow!

  [Mike takes another present and shakes it] 

  Tom Servo : OK, this is from me...

  Mike Nelson : And it is... pinking shears!

  Gypsy : Oh! Oh!

  Crow T. Robot : Just like mine! How darling and lovely!

  Tom Servo : Well yeah, Gypsy! I saw that Crow got you the same thing, and that gave me the idea!

  [everyone laughs] 

  Mike Nelson : OK, this one is from Cambot, and it is pinking shears!

  Gypsy : Oh! Better get pinking!

  [gypsy laughs] 

  Mike Nelson : OK though, Tom and Crow went on one more...

  Gypsy : Oh let me guess, let me guess! Pinking shears?

  Mike Nelson : Nope...

  Gypsy : Oh... .

  Mike Nelson : Oh I guess it is! Pinking shears!

  [Gypsy laughs] 

  Crow T. Robot : Well Tom saw them and I had to agree!

  Tom Servo : How lovely and darling!

• Mike Nelson : We just got to find a way to stop Frank, but how?

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, that's the sixty-four dollar question... wait! I've got an idea! A door-to-door search! Gypsy, can you give me a schematic of the whole city?

  Gypsy : You want the suburbs too?

  Crow T. Robot : All the way to the sticks! I want to see barns and cows and roosters!

  Gypsy : There goes my vacation!

  Crow T. Robot : Thanks doll face!

  [tires to kiss Gypsy] 

  Gypsy : [dsgiusted]  Get out of here you lug!

  Tom Servo : All right, all right, all right! Hold everything! Ha ha! Got the report back from the lab, and guess whose fingerprints are all over the ransom notes?

  Mike Nelson : Uh, probably Frank's. He signed it.

  Tom Servo : Oh, that's right I guess...

  Mike Nelson : This is a dead end, a blank wall, an empty check!

  Gypsy : It's no piece of cake, that's for sure!

  Mike Nelson : Wait! Hold it Gypsy, say that again...

  Gypsy : I said, 'It is no piece of cake!'

  Mike Nelson : Potato cakes! That's it!

  Crow T. Robot : Potato cakes?

  Mike Nelson : Remind me to buy you a new hat next payday sweetheart!

  [hugs and kisses Gypsy] 

  Gypsy : Wow!

  Crow T. Robot : How does she get a new hat?

  Mike Nelson : But first, I got a very important phone call to make! I have to dial one?