- [as they exit the theater]
- Mike Nelson: I thought this movie was supposed to be about an old woman and her driver?
- Tom Servo: The "not-even-better-than-killing-yourself" movie of the summer!
- Crow T. Robot: STAY!
- Mike Nelson: Me help! Attacked I'm being! Hitting me stop you must! God dear, bleeding am I! Break my leg think I did you!